Stacey Dash

By continuing to read this, you commit wholeheartedly to walk away from it knowing what Stacey Dash looks like naked. You will also learn several interesting facts about her, as a person, and her career.

Mostly just naked stuff, though. I promise. As always, clicking images takes you to big, fat versions of them.

Stacey Dash is forty-four years old and was only four years younger when these images were published - albeit airbrushed. Think about that for a minute. She was starring in "made for TV" movies before I was born and the first time I can remember seeing her, my twelve year-old mind didn't know what to do. It was like seeing the video for "Don't Speak" by No Doubt for the first time, you know? Like you weren't sure if you were allowed to feel that way about a lady, but goddamn did your downstairs wake up and take notice.

Speaking of which:

In 1995, Stacey had two movies released: Clueless and Illegal in Blue. I have seen them both and they are exactly equal in quality. Exactly.

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In Clueless, she played a seventeen year-old rich girl named Dionne Davenport and she treated that dude from Scrubs and the Alien Weed video quite poorly. In a mirror performance, Stacey played Kari Truitt in an independent noir film, Illegal in Blue. What follows is the OFFICIAL LIST OF PLOT KEYWORDS for that movie (via IMDB):

Lesbianism
Erotica
Interracial Sex
French Kissing
Female Nudity

At this point, please take special note that I am not adding, nor removing, any keywords.

Bare Butt
Lesbian Sex
Interracial Relationship
Beautiful Woman

Well that's sweet.

Male Nudity
Cop Having Sex With Suspect

wait what

Lesbian
Independent Film

Lesbian is mentioned three times, by the way.

Well, it is the illest men's magazine ever.

Oh wait, I almost forgot. I'd let her make me over and drive like a batshit crazy person while standing near Paul Rudd anytime. Is that right?