Sears Catalog Underwear Model

Here's the situation: You're on vacation, visiting a friend out of state or staying with relatives at their summer home, and even though you are having a great time with everyone, after a few days you need to...well, relieve a little tension, if you know what I mean. It's OK, we've all been there. One problem though: you don't have any visual aids to help you out.



You're so revved up and ready to go it wouldn't even matter, but knowing that your aunt Mitzy is only two rooms away is kind of a mood killer. Mr. Happy is having trouble keeping a smile on his face, so to speak. On to plan B...except you didn't bring any porn with you and your hosts don't have Wi-fi in their summer cottage. What do you do?



That's when the Sears Catalog Underwear Model swoops in to save the day. Sure, the catalog was under a stack of musty old magazines from the Seventies and you can find more erotic imagery on most billboards outside of elementary schools today, but beggars can't be choosers. At that very moment there is no one you would rather bone than that Sears Catalog Underwear Model, and for that, we salute you.