Hayley Atwell

Hayley, I still haven't seen Mansfield Park, and although I have seen The Dutchess, I have to admit it was so boring that I don't remember seeing you in that either. So really, I have no reason to know who you are.



Why do I know who you are? Because you are playing Peggy Carter in next summer's Captain America: The First Avenger, that's why, and my boner for you now is sure to become America's boner in less than a year's time.

Now we all know what Cap was really fighting for: Truth, Justice, The American Way, and a curvaceous hottie that both he and I would like to bone.